sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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