I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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