ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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