i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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