You made me cry and you don't even care
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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