Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl