i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Randomize
