i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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