Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I can feel your judgement through the phone
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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