Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You're so nebulous sometimes
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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