Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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