I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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