I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
