ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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