I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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