They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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