Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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