The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
no, he came in my armpit
farters have to be the big spoon...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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