how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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