everyone is single if you try hard enough
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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