Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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