I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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