Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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