Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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