adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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