glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
