Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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