what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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