U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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