Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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