And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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