How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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