i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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