he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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