You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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