that's an acceptable place to lick
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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