So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
