it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
