Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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