i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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