He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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