Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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