His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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