Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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