There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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