there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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