is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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