i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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