so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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