Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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