After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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