He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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