why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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